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November 07
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November 03
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VIP nom..

Been a while since i made an update - jaysus - so much stuff going on - have to update this again.

today went out for the amazing @cam_temple’s birthday peruvian feast.

Ate this:

(btw - check steak in comparison to egg.. or to banana - that thing was the size of my face!)

(via ThingsI’veSeen.com)

then rocked up home to ifnd my housemate chef had made too much Salmon & Mash..

“nom nom win!”

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dear whoever you are...

ummm…   ♥

October 27
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It’s not everyday I advocate smothering your kids.

October 18
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October 17
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pain

pain

October 12
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October 08
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October 05
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Boys and girls

We’re much the same these days. Girls drool over shirtless pictures of boys as much as boys do girls. Girls get as drunk and lairy as boys these days. Girls are as Promiscuous & Proud™ as boys these days. Girls are as against commitment as boys these days.

But there’s still one massive difference.

The boys are trying to be better.
The girls are trying to be worse.

smartiesandwhitelines

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fact

fact

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